chelsdamelsp:

snorlaxatives:

when people don’t realize that i’m being sarcastic 

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What on earth where do these gifs even come from

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Me: *out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
Random Old Lady: *comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
ROL: Isn't he a little old for you?
Me: Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
Dad: *chokes into his drink*
ROL: You should respect your elders.
Me: You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
Dad: *chokes on his drink again*
ROL: *storms off*
Dad: *looks at me with a disapproving look*
Me: What?
Dad: Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.

Me: *out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
Random Old Lady: *comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
ROL: Isn't he a little old for you?
Me: Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
Dad: *chokes into his drink*
ROL: You should respect your elders.
Me: You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
Dad: *chokes on his drink again*
ROL: *storms off*
Dad: *looks at me with a disapproving look*
Me: What?
Dad: Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.

dontbeweirdbabe:

Female comics are my life

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lowbrass-highsass:

God bless Splanta’s snapchat.

lowbrass-highsass:

God bless Splanta’s snapchat.

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poopflow:

terryj0nes:

ughghghghgh im so over professors making me read articles about how awful the internet is go away

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lowbrass-highsass:

God bless Splanta’s snapchat pt. 2

lowbrass-highsass:

God bless Splanta’s snapchat pt. 2


human:

petition to have That’s So Raven added to Netflix 

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incubuscrossing:

stitchesnstones:

i accidentally took a screenshot mid trip
i look so graceful


Fly away, stitchesnstones.
fly away

incubuscrossing:

stitchesnstones:

i accidentally took a screenshot mid trip

i look so graceful

Fly away, stitchesnstones.

fly away

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mistitled:

*cares more about TV show characters and their problems than my own*

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